Someone told me that I was on a “time-out” from writing. Putting me on a time-out from writing is like taking food from the fat babies on Maury. Ok, while I thought comparing my writing time-out to taking food from the babies was funny, I nearly fell out when I found the “I Love Fat [...]

So, I am pissed about this $227 water bill that needs to be paid. My bill has been going up every year. While that is understandable, I am really pissed because I didn’t even water my grass this summer like I should have. WTF?? Then, I have these high ass phone bills. AT & T [...]

I am convinced that I should have ASS tattooed across my forehead. I try to be nice, but in the end people try to take advantage. I have a feeling I will be using this pic a lot in the near future.

Why can’t I see it? Last week someone told me that she was going to talk to her friend who is a producer about me.  I asked her for what. Duh!!!!  Writing for a movie. A couple months ago I was sharing a book idea with someone, and she told me to let her know [...]

My friend asked me if I was a drug dealer the other day.  At first I was shocked; then I laughed. First of all, I would be too afraid and trick on myself.  And second, the only reason why I know what  certain drugs might be is because of New Jack City from years ago.  [...]

I am loving Maxwell’s Pretty Wings. Not for the usual reason.  It’s one of the best songs to  skate to.  Check it out.

If you see any pens like these, please let me know.  I need these for The Write Design Company.

I love my friends.  Truly, I do.  But I have a buddy who shares all “their” photos with everyone in “their” address book.  While that is a nice gesture, I don’t care. First of all, everything you do is NOT important to me.  Secondly, who are those people?  And thirdly, I don’t care. How do [...]

I have had several conversations lately when I was speaking of something that happened in the past and realized I should have said something.   Not saying anything was a bad thing; I don’t know if it was a good thing.  At that time, I didn’t it would have made a difference.  But how would I [...]

My plan did not advance to the next stage in the MillerCoors Business Plan Writing Competition.  That is OK, because the blessing was actually finishing a business plan.  That put me farther  ahead with As NOT Seen on TV than I would have been. First of all, I was looking for stories to post, and [...]